two funny short bits

two funny little stories that might make you chuckle.
- Michael was taking Nate to go golfing yesterday and went to the garage to grab some balls. He noticed that the box of balls was open and some were missing. When he asked Nate about it- Nate said that he played with them and a couple were lost. Then Michael asked where were they....to which Nate answered- "dad I don't know- that is what lost means- you don't know where they are".....classic 5 year old

- An Aussie friend of ours emailed us recently with a funny customer service story. He called Telstra (the communication monopoly here) to question a bill. After a significant hold time a service rep answered hello mr george how many I help you....when our friend asked him to help him solve his problem the agent said that he had a special account that the agent couldn't access. Our friend responded (in a tone and phrasing that he credited to Michael) that if the agent couldn't access his account how did he know his name...........after a bit of silence the agent quickly helped solve the problem.